No Ogden Nash am I, but I *really* thought I was getting a dog for Valentine's Day (I got an iPhone instead!) and so I prepared this poem about a dog.
"Joy"
A dog provides joy
all for the price of a new chew toy.
A dog will love for next to nothing
as long as you feed him something.
A dog will put a song in your heart,
and clear the room when he farts.
A dog will bring comfort when you are sad
and drive you crazy, mean and mad.
A dog will take you for a walk
and provide you with an ear to talk.
Soon I'll have a dog to love in my home
but until then I'll enjoy my iPhone.
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Love it!!!
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