Wedding Crack, part 1

If you are planning a wedding, DO NOT...I repeat do not go into Michael's and go down the Martha Stewart aisle.

It is wedding crack.

You will feel inadaquate. You will want to buy the ribbon that is $7 a yard. You will buy an embosser and hole punches that you may never use for $35, but will feel as if it is a bargin because you now own a hole punch that will make holes 1/16th of an inch hole. Awesome.